OCIW
OCIW is when someone asks you a question that's so obvious you feel like you're being insulted. You reply with rage but still sound cool.
'Will you help me move?' 'OCIW, I'm not a weakling.'
'Are you going to sleep?' 'OCIW, I'm not a vampire.'
'Are you going to eat?' 'OCIW, I'm not a robot.'