Ociratlan
This guy is a full-on homosexual disaster, spends all day watching hermaphroditic porn and playing that god-awful Tiberian Sun game like it's a religion.
He texted me a video of a hermaphroditic porn star and called it 'the holy grail.'
He missed his train because he was too busy fighting a Tiberian Sun boss.
He tried to start a cult around Tiberian Sun and hermaphroditic porn.