Ociffer
What I said to the cruise cop when he came to drag me and my friend out of the hallway after we got drunk and started wrestling.
The cruise cop was like 'What's the problem?' and I said 'Ociffer!' and laughed until I threw up.
My friend and I were wrestling and I shouted 'Ociffer!' when the cop showed up.
The cop came in and I said 'Ociffer!' like it was the coolest thing ever.