Ociffer
A cop who's so bad at their job they get called 'ociffer' by drunk people because they're too lazy to do their job right.
The cop was so bad I called him 'ociffer' and he just gave me a ticket.
I said 'ociffer' to the cop and he just rolled his eyes and walked away.
The cop was so lazy I called him 'ociffer' and laughed until I got a ticket.