ochuole
An ochuole is a human being who thinks they’re a saint. They’re beautiful, smart, and will walk into a fire to save you. But they also talk to their plants and take three hours to decide what to wear.
She talked to her plant for 20 minutes before she left the house. The plant probably told her to wear pants.
She took a bullet for me in the name of love. I still don’t know why.
She borrowed $1,000 from her brother just to buy me a pizza. That pizza was worth it.