ochshorn
A Jewish guy who’s got a cock like a superhero and a heart like a broken toaster. He can run a marathon and still whine about your cum.
My teacher’s an ochshorn. He ran the race and then cried about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s the worst last name. It’s like being born with a cock and a bad attitude.
My brother’s an ochshorn. He ran a mile and still cried when I gave him a blow job.