OCHQ
OCHQ is the sneaky backroom where the original OC'ers plot their evil schemes. They don’t want anyone else in on the fun because that would ruin everything.
The OCHQ met last night and decided to prank me with a whoopee cushion. I still haven’t recovered.
My cousin got kicked out of OCHQ because he spilled the beans about the fake pizza incident.
They sent me a text: 'Don’t tell anyone. We’re gonna make you eat glitter.'