Ochoa - A tiny person with a massive dic* that you only see once in

A tiny person with a massive dic* that you only see once in a blue moon, like when the stars align and the universe gives a damn.

That guy is an Ochoa. He’s like a shrimp with a dic* the size of a donkey.

I dated an Ochoa. He was so small, but when he came out, I was like, 'What the hell?'

That Ochoa is tiny, but his dic* is like a miracle.