ochio

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A greasy roll that tastes like a mix of trash and glory. It’s from Spain and people in Úbeda stuff them with black pudding so bad it makes your soul scream.
I ate three ochios and now my pants are stained with black pudding and regret.
My grandma says ochios are the only thing that can save me from the apocalypse.
I tried to eat an ochio in one bite and my face turned into a pizza.
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A salty, oily bun that’s basically a snack for people who hate their lives and love paprika. Some are sweet, some are spicy, and some are just there to make you cry.
My lunch was just a bunch of ochios and I cried like a baby.
I bit into an ochio and my mouth exploded with paprika and shame.
I ate so many ochios my nose started to smell like a hot dog stand.
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A roll so salty and oily it could make a saint weep. People in Úbeda stuff them with black pudding like it’s their last meal before being exiled to the desert.
I ate an ochio so fast my face looked like a raccoon who just got hit by a truck.
My brother eats ochios like they’re going out of style.
I tried to stuff an ochio with morcilla and now my mouth tastes like a church confessional.
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