Ochinchin
Ochinchin is a Japanese word for d**k. It's like saying 'd**k' but with more giggles and less swearing.
He says, 'My ochinchin is big!' and I'm like, 'Okay, you're a weirdo.'
He tweets, 'Ochinchin is the best word ever!' and I'm confused.
He texts me, 'I love my ochinchin!' and I'm like, 'Okay, you're a weirdo.'