Ochegret
A human version of a broken toy. They’re so bad at everything they make you feel lucky just to be alive.
My dog tried to walk on a leash. He tripped over a chair. Then he barked at a vacuum cleaner like it was his enemy.
My friend tried to dance. He stepped on his own feet. He looked like a confused octopus.
My brother tried to fix my computer. He unplugged everything. Now my computer is dead and he’s confused.