Ochanya
An Ochanya is like a once-in-a-lifetime burger. She’s got a loud mouth and a temper, but she’s got a heart the size of Texas. She thinks she’s a disaster, but she’s got the body of a goddess. If you let her walk away, you’ll regret it for life. She’s perfect for everything, wife, girlfriend, friend, and she’s a god in bed.
She said she’d never date me again, but then she came back because I brought her pizza.
My friend asked me why I didn’t ask her out, and I said, 'She’s got a temper and a body like a statue.'
She got mad at me for calling her a disaster, and then she made me breakfast.