Ochanya
An Ochanya is a girl you don’t see every day. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body like a dream. She thinks she’s a mess, but she’s got the kind of legs that could make a statue fall in love. Don’t let her go, she’s the best wife, girlfriend, and friend you’ll ever have. And she’s amazing in bed. Like, really amazing.
She told me I was the best guy she ever dated, and then she left me for a guy with better legs.
She came to my house for dinner, and I had no idea what I was in for.
She told me she’d never speak to me again, and then she texted me a picture of herself in pajamas.