Och ma heed - A Scottish insult that means you're so drunk you're basicall

A Scottish insult that means you're so drunk you're basically a pile of vomit and regret.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a wizard and a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was in a haunted house with a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a ghost and a pirate.