Och aye the noo
A friendly Scottish greeting that usually ends with someone slapping your face. It’s like a welcome party with a punch.
He said 'Och aye the noo!' and then smacked me in the face like I owed him money.
I heard 'Och aye the noo!' and then got a Glasgow kiss right in the mouth.
She greeted me with 'Och aye the noo!' and then slapped me so hard I fell over.