Ocefelatiator
A walking disaster who not only walks his ocelot but then gives it a tongue massage so intense it might have a heart attack.
He walked his ocelot in the park and then gave it a tongue massage like it was a spa day gone wrong.
He did it in the grocery store and the ocelot ran into a cart. It looked like it was trying to escape.
He walked his ocelot in the rain and then licked it like it was the last ocelot on Earth.