oceanspooning - Oceanspooning is when you try to fit the whole Internet in y

Oceanspooning is when you try to fit the whole Internet in your brain, and it’s like trying to wear 100 hats at once.

I read one article. Now I know everything. I also forgot my password.

I clicked on a link. Now I have 400 tabs. I’m a tab zombie.

I tried to watch every video. Now I can’t remember my own name.