oceanspooning - Oceanspooning is when you think the Internet is just a littl

Oceanspooning is when you think the Internet is just a little snack, but it turns out it’s a whole damn meal and you’re not ready.

I opened a tab. Now I have 500 tabs. My eyes are sore.

I tried to read every article. Now I know more than my mom.

I clicked on a link. Now I have 300 tabs. I’m a tab emperor.