oceanspooning - Oceanspooning is when you think you can handle the Internet,

Oceanspooning is when you think you can handle the Internet, but then it turns out it’s just a giant bowl of spaghetti that you can’t stop eating.

I started a Google search. Now I have 500 results. My eyes are tired.

I tried to watch every video on TikTok. Now I have a headache and a bruised soul.

I opened a browser. Now I have 200 tabs. I’m a tab god.