Oceanside, California
Oceanside is the worst beach town in California. Marines are everywhere, the food is terrible, and the druggies are loud. If you live there, you either love marines or you hate your life.
I tried to buy a car in Oceanside and ended up with a car that smells like a marine’s lunch.
My friend moved to Oceanside and now she’s a marine’s wife. She’s stuck forever.
The beach in Oceanside is nice, but the people are not.