Oceanside, California
Oceanside is the most overpriced dump in California. Marines are everywhere, and they all think they’re gods. The beach is just a backdrop for the worst Mexican food and the most annoying gang bangers.
I moved to Oceanside and now I hate my life. Marines think I’m a spy.
My dog ran away and got adopted by a marine. Now he wears high and tights.
I tried to eat at the local taco place. It was like eating dirt with a side of shame.