Oceanside, California
Oceanside is like a prison for people who think they’re rich. Marines, druggies, and purple churches make it the worst place to live. You’ll be stuck there forever, like a marine’s spouse.
My cousin lives in Oceanside. He says it’s like being married to a marine who never shuts up.
I went to Oceanside for a weekend and now I want to die.
The purple church in Oceanside is the reason I have nightmares.