Oceano, California
Oceano is like a lowlife version of a city. It’s got a gang that’s loud and annoying, and if you’re not a tourist, you probably don’t care about the ‘culture’ or the ‘diversity’ they keep bragging about.
My cousin moved here to escape the city. Now he’s stuck with a gang and a doughnut guy who won’t stop talking about his lard.
The ‘culture’ here is just a gang fighting over a parking spot.
I’m not diverse. I’m just tired of lard.