Oceanna Crane
She’s like a unicorn, rare and beautiful. She’s always kind, but if she doesn’t like you, she’ll just walk away and leave you confused.
You’re my favorite person to facetime with, but if you say one more dumb joke, I’ll hang up on you.
You’re like my emotional support animal, but I only let you in when you’re funny.
You’re the only person who makes me laugh when I’m sad, but if you’re not nice, I’ll throw your homework in the trash.