Ocean Toad - An ocean toad is a middle manager who’s too lazy to do their

An ocean toad is a middle manager who’s too lazy to do their job but still thinks they're the boss of everyone.

My boss told me to do a task, then told me I did it wrong, then told me I did it right, then told me I did it wrong again.

I asked my boss what the point of the job was. He said, 'To make life harder for people like you.'

My boss blamed the printer for not working, even though he unplugged it.