Ocean Toad
An ocean toad is a person who works in the middle of the office and lives in a world of bad decisions, bad coffee, and even worse people.
I asked my boss why we needed another meeting. He said, 'Because meetings are important.'
My boss sat in a meeting for an hour just to say, 'I think we should do what we already decided.'
I had to redo a report that my boss said was perfect, just because he was bored.