Ocean Staring
Ocean Staring is when you look at the ocean so hard it feels like it might punch you in the face. It’s what you do when you’re too lazy to think but still want to look deep and brooding.
I stared at the ocean for an hour because I couldn’t figure out why my ex left me. It didn’t help.
During my midlife crisis, I stared at the ocean so much, my eyes started to hurt. And I still didn’t know who I was.
I tried to solve my life’s problems by staring at the ocean. It just got annoyed and sent a wave my way.