Ocean Soup
The ocean is just a giant bowl of soup that forgot to boil. It’s got fish, seaweed, and enough salt to make you cry. It’s like a seafood buffet for the lazy.
My dad said the ocean is soup. I said he’s full of crap. He said I’m full of seaweed.
I tried to drink the ocean. It tasted like my mom’s bad soup. And my mom.
My teacher said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just soup with a bad attitude.