Ocean ritual

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Doing an ocean ritual means you're trying to be a seal. It’s like being a seal and having a middle school crush on the ocean. You need to die in a very specific way, and if you mess it up, you’ll end up as a fish with a bad attitude.

I tried an ocean ritual, now I’m a fish and I hate everyone.

I died trying to be a seal, but I just became a sea gull. This is not what I wanted.

My mom did an ocean ritual, now she’s a seal and she won’t stop barking at me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An ocean ritual is basically a fancy way of saying you want to be a seal. You need to die with a gun, and you need to make sure you remember why you died. If you forget your purpose, you might end up as a sea turtle with a very bad fashion sense.

My dad did an ocean ritual. Now he’s a sea turtle and he wears a hat every day.

I tried to be a seal, but I forgot my purpose. Now I’m a sea turtle and I hate hats.

I used a gun, I remembered my purpose, and I became a seal. I’m happy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An ocean ritual is when you try to be a seal by dying in a very specific way. You need to be lucky, and you need a gun. If you do it right, you’re a seal. If you do it wrong, you’re a fish who cries at night.

I did the ocean ritual wrong, now I’m a fish who cries at night.

My dog did the ocean ritual and became a fish who cries at night.

My sister did it right and became a seal. I’m jealous.

by Slangipedia 7d ago