ocean policy
Ocean policy is when the government tries to save the ocean from getting trashed by making rules that don’t make sense.
“Why protect the ocean when we can just dump garbage in it?”, A government official during a meeting.
“This policy is so weak, it’s like telling a kid to stop eating cake and giving them a whole bakery.”, A marine biologist.
“Ocean policy is just the government pretending to care.”, A tweet from a confused citizen.
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