Ocean of Thongs
A huge pile of cheap thongs in a store that smells like old socks and regret. It’s also what people call Rue 21 when they’re too broke to buy anything else.
I walked into Rue 21 and it smelled like my gym sock drawer after a 3-day weekend.
My mom said the Ocean of Thongs was the only thing keeping her from crying in the mall.
I bought 17 thongs and now my feet are judging me.