Ocean City Waterpark
A park so trashy it smells like old pizza and regret. The workers think they're the best thing since sliced bread and the managers are just there to make your life harder.
I went to the waterpark and the slide was covered in slime and a kid who thought he was a superhero.
The manager yelled at me for not knowing where the slide was and I had no idea what he was talking about.
I saw a slide that looked like it had been hit by a truck and a kid who was too cool to clean it.