Ocean breeze - When you’re so wasted you think the fan is a lover, but it’s

When you’re so wasted you think the fan is a lover, but it’s really just blowing your stank all over the room.

I was sleeping with a fan on, and I peed in it. Now it smells like a stinky love letter from the toilet.

I thought the fan was my friend, but it just blew my farts all over the room.

I was so high I tried to kiss the fan. It just blew my stank back in my face.