OCDtxt - When you text like you're writing a report, even when you're

When you text like you're writing a report, even when you're just telling someone you’re hungry. People who do it think they’re superior.

'I’m going to get pizza. Why? Because I feel like it.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You texted me like I was your English teacher. I’m not your teacher.'

'You spelled 'chips' correctly. I'm leaving.'