OCDtxt - When you text like you’re writing a book and your reader is

When you text like you’re writing a book and your reader is your mom. People who do it think they’re literary genius and you’re not.

'I’m going to the store. Why? Because I need milk.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You spelled 'milk' correctly. I’m going to write a book about it.'

'You texted me like I was your reader. I’m not your reader.'