OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)
A mental illness where you believe your own hype and everyone else is just jealous.
I don't just have fans. I have a following. You? You're just a fan.
You're not just jealous. You're like a jealous kid who didn't get the toy.
I'm not just good. I'm legendary. You're just a nobody.