OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)
A condition where you think you're perfect, but everyone else is just a mess.
I don't just have a plan. I have a perfect plan. You? You're just winging it.
I'm not just good at this. I'm the best. You're just a nobody.
You're not just messy. You're like a disaster. I'm like a superhero.