Occupy Gameday
When Dan Patrick’s fans act like they’re saving the world by showing up with his face on a poster during College GameDay, even though he’s just a has-been who still talks too much.
My friend brought a poster of Dan Patrick and shouted, 'He’s still here!' like it meant something.
One fan wore a hat that said 'Dan Patrick’s voice is in my head' and refused to take it off.
A guy showed up with a sign that said 'Dan Patrick won’t stop talking' and nobody laughed.