occupational therapy
A job where you tell people to do stuff they like or have to do, and then you watch them fail at it. You pretend that helps them feel better. You also make them do stuff until they either get better or give up.
My OT said I need to cook. I said I need to cook. My OT said I need to cook. I said I need to cook. I cooked. It was fire. My OT said that was a success.
I told my OT I can’t walk. My OT said I can walk. I said I can’t walk. My OT said I can walk. I said I can’t walk. I walked. It was a miracle. My OT said I’m a miracle. I said I’m a miracle. I’m also a pain in the ass.
My OT said I need to clean my room. I said I need to clean my room. I cleaned my room. My OT said I’m a success. I said I’m a success. I’m also a failure.