Occupational therapist
An occupational therapist is someone who got a fancy degree so they could tell you to do things like hold a pen, balance on a beam, and not fall over, while also being the most tired person in the hospital.
My OT told me to balance on a beam, and I fell into a chair.
She made me write my name with my left hand, and I wrote it backwards.
She tried to get me to put on a sock, and I screamed about the sock.