Occupational therapist
An occupational therapist is like a part-time magician who tries to make old people use straws and kids do hand exercises, while also getting yelled at by everyone else in the hospital.
My OT gave me a rubber chicken to squeeze, and I screamed at it.
She made me color inside the lines, and I colored the whole paper.
She said I needed to ‘re-engage with life’ by folding laundry. I threw the laundry at her.