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An occupational hazard is when your job or hobby turns you into a human trash can. You get the bad stuff and no one cares.

I work in a restaurant and got stuck with the worst table. They spilled soup. They threw noodles. And they didn’t even pay.

I got a paper cut from a piece of paper that was already broken. That’s not a hazard. That’s a witch hunt.

I tried to be cool and took a lunch break. Now I have to answer for it. My life is a punishment.