Occupational Constipation - You're so fed up with dumb stuff at work that you'd rather b

You're so fed up with dumb stuff at work that you'd rather be stuck in a toilet forever.

I’ve had it with these new programs. I’d rather be stuck in a toilet for a month.

Why do they keep trying to make things worse? I just want to die.

I saw another program fail. I'm going to scream into my coffee.