Occupated - When you mix up 'occupied' and 'constipated' and it makes no

When you mix up 'occupied' and 'constipated' and it makes no sense but everyone uses it anyway.

'I'm occupated, I'm stuck on the toilet and I'm stuck on the toilet.'

He said 'I'm occupated, I can't even remember my name.'

She texted me 'I'm occupated, I'm stuck in a meeting and I'm stuck on the toilet.'