Occums Razor
A made-up rule that says you’re a loser if your idea has less proof than someone else’s.
He said the music was alive, but Occums Razor said he was a loser because he didn’t post it on Reddit.
My theory about the jumpscare being fake is wrong because I didn’t use emojis.
She said the pizza was cursed, but Occums Razor said she was a loser because she didn’t use all caps.