Occult Sciences
The science of pretending you're a wizard and making it count. You do fancy stuff with symbols, incense, and a lot of attitude. If it works, you’re cool. If it doesn’t, you blame the universe.
I tried to summon a god. He showed up and demanded a raise.
She used a spell to get a date. The guy turned into a chicken. No one asked why.
They did a ritual to win the lottery. They won, and then lost everything to taxes.