Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy
Occult detectives are the weirdos who think they can see ghosts and read minds, but really, they’re just good at guessing.
My cousin says she’s an occult detective because she can tell when I’m about to cry before I even start sobbing.
My little brother thinks he’s an occult detective because he can tell what I’m thinking by looking at my face, most of the time.
My mom says she’s an occult detective because she can see the ghost of my grandfather in the fridge every time she opens it.