Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy
Occult detectives are the people who think they’re wizards because they can figure out stuff that’s actually easy, and they swear a lot.
My dad says he’s an occult detective because he can figure out why the TV remote stopped working, it was under the couch the whole time.
My brother thinks he’s an occult detective because he can tell what I did when I got grounded, he just guessed.
My neighbor says she’s an occult detective because she knows who took the last piece of cake, it was my dog.