Occuboinkal
A ridiculous boss fight strategy that skips the whole fight using sneaky tricks, and you're probably too dumb to understand it.
"I used Occuboinkal to skip the boss fight and got first place.", @SpeedrunKing
"That Occuboinkal strategy was so complicated, I needed a dictionary and a calculator.", @NoobGamer
"I tried Occuboinkal and failed. My controller cried.", @GamerWhoCried"