Occitan
Occitan is a language that’s stubbornly not related to French, which is like the language version of a bad roommate who still acts like they’re the best friend.
I tried to learn Occitan, and it was like trying to speak French with a side of Catalan and a little bit of hate for the Romans.
My mom said Occitan is like the language that got adopted by the French but never fully became one of them.
My brother tried to impress his crush by speaking Occitan, and it just confused her more than anything.